eyebrows say a lot about a person
a series of unfortunate eyebrows
reminder to all u eyebrows out there
ur brow game is hella strong don’t let people tell u what to do
and if they do tell you what to do, eat them
extend your individual hairs to their full length, stop retracting the tiny teeth embedded within them. wrap the hairs around the nay-saying individual and tug them in; swallow them whole.
spent today whispering encouragements to all the eyebrows i encountered. got some weird looks but it was worth it
if you, as an eyebrow ally, ever see a pair of eyebrows that look like they need a little encouragement, do not be afraid to walk right over and whisper something like ‘you are beautiful, and don’t you forget it’ or ‘wow, you are damn cute’ right at those eyebrows. i promise you will not regret it
saw someone getting their eyebr ows plucked in a salon today and felt a little bit sick. as an ally it disgusts me that eyebrow s would be treated in this way. i hope none of you are subjected to such a cruel fate. to simply have parts of your whole being removed as though they are imperfections…sickening.